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Kinja'd!!! "deprecated account" (savethei4s)
06/30/2016 at 23:01 • Filed to: None

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Just got my first ticket. I was pulling out of church around 8:40 after helping with our VBS. My dad wanted me home at 9 so I set waze for my house (we just moved a week or so ago so I haven’t gotten the fastest way down yet) and pulled out of the parking lot. The road my church is on is 2 lane and 35 mph zone. Jerky McJerkface rounds corner a couple hundred feet before church exit going about 55 as I am pulling out into the middle of the street, so I have to speed up to avoid getting hit. He barely slows down at all so I end up going about 55 as well. As soon as I get completely in the lane I start braking. Waze then gives me weird directions so I glance down for a fraction of a second. By the time I look back up and then at the speedometer and realize how fast I’m going (49), I see the cop waiting for me about a couple hundred feet down the road on the other side of the church exit and I know I won’t be able to slow down enough in time (I wouldn't have been able to even if I hadn't glanced at my phone either). As soon as he puts on his headlights I take the L and put on my blinker and turn into the street right by where he was waiting. He was very indifferent, kinda seemed like he was just counting the days til his retirement (he was an older guy), but he was nice enough not to fine me for improper display for a Tennessee vols sticker I had on my plate. Mandatory court date is August 11 and he said as long as I don’t get another ticket within 6-9 mos then this one will be dismissed from my record since I’m a minor and a first offender. It’s probably going to be a bunch of money plus however much court costs are, so there goes getting the new Xbox. Pissed with myself and Jerky McJerkface, who was probably laughing his ass off that I got stopped instead of him. Grrrrrr.


DISCUSSION (37)


Kinja'd!!! LOREM IPSUM > deprecated account
06/30/2016 at 23:08

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Mandatory court date? What was the charge, reckless driving... or do you happen to live in Virginia?

I claim naziism.


Kinja'd!!! Slant6 > deprecated account
06/30/2016 at 23:09

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Eh. Part of life. Happens to all of us.


Kinja'd!!! deprecated account > LOREM IPSUM
06/30/2016 at 23:10

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It was in a quiet suburb outside of town. They're narcs about speeding and I'm a minor.


Kinja'd!!! BAM- Before Anything Melts > deprecated account
06/30/2016 at 23:10

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Now it’s time for VTS (Vocational Traffic School)!

Sucks, got pulled over for 49 in a 35 once. Got out of the ticket but really had me kind of rattled (got out of ticket by basically inviting the cop to search my car/everything and making him feel like he put me through a lot of trouble) and threw my borrowed iPhone in the laundry with my pants... never a fun experience to feel so powerless and watched. Was pulling over before the undercover car had its lights on, there’s just something about an all black Crown Vic that is enough to compel you without the lights!

Cop was a decent guy though, and not getting the ticket is really a pretty good outcome. Did I mention that I didn’t have the registration?


Kinja'd!!! deprecated account > Slant6
06/30/2016 at 23:11

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It's probably gonna cost like a fifth of what I'm gonna make this summer though.


Kinja'd!!! deprecated account > BAM- Before Anything Melts
06/30/2016 at 23:12

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I got pulled over by a fully marked Tahoe PPV, but it was dark out.


Kinja'd!!! Slant6 > deprecated account
06/30/2016 at 23:17

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It sucks. Sorry man. Just be glad you won’t get any points.


Kinja'd!!! LOREM IPSUM > deprecated account
06/30/2016 at 23:19

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Do any and all traffic infractions there require a court date when you’re a minor or something, or just speeding and asshattery-type offences?


Kinja'd!!! Die-Trying > deprecated account
06/30/2016 at 23:34

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do everything that you CAN, to not get the points. those points will follow you a LOOOONG time...... refer to the Steve Lehto article on it


Kinja'd!!! e36Jeff now drives a ZHP > deprecated account
06/30/2016 at 23:35

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I’ve been pulled over something around 20 times now. I currently have zero points on my license(been driving for 18 years now) and have never been above 3. Cops and Judges love me for reasons I don’t fully understand.


Kinja'd!!! Chasaboo > deprecated account
06/30/2016 at 23:36

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Son, I realize you’re setting a course for yourself as a career criminal, but it’s not too late to repent. If you pay your debt to society, and make amends with the great creator, there is hope to put you back on the straight and narrow.

Also, feel free to mix in a paragraph or two, or three, or four next time.


Kinja'd!!! AM3R shamefully returns > deprecated account
06/30/2016 at 23:46

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You took the L like a champ.


Kinja'd!!! sony1492 > deprecated account
07/01/2016 at 00:03

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I was once driving some friends down the coast of California. And was too young to drive anyone under 21, my alternator began to fail about 5 miles from a relatives place so I decided to speed there rather than pull over and pay for a tow.

Just as im one intersection away from my destination two cops on harleys pull behind me, blah blah blah point was I get a ticket for underage passengers, no turn signal/unsafe lane changes, and 76 in a 55.

During the juvenile court experiance they ask why you were speeding etc, so i explained what happened and got a $170 ticket for speeding amd the rest dismissed. My point is, theres hope.


Kinja'd!!! deprecated account > sony1492
07/01/2016 at 00:06

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I was just trying not to get hit


Kinja'd!!! deprecated account > AM3R shamefully returns
07/01/2016 at 00:07

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Thanks 


Kinja'd!!! deprecated account > Chasaboo
07/01/2016 at 00:08

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Sorry, I was just frustrated and didn't really care how the post looked


Kinja'd!!! deprecated account > e36Jeff now drives a ZHP
07/01/2016 at 00:08

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That's ridiculous


Kinja'd!!! deprecated account > Die-Trying
07/01/2016 at 00:09

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Link? It's not like the ticket was necessarily unfair though.


Kinja'd!!! deprecated account > LOREM IPSUM
07/01/2016 at 00:11

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I think all of ‘em. Probably so kids can't hide it from their parents. At least one parent is required to go to court with them as well. I just texted my dad as soon as the cop went back to his car to run my stuff and told him what happened.


Kinja'd!!! deprecated account > Slant6
07/01/2016 at 00:12

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Yeah hopefully not. Apparently these judges can be pretty fickle from what I hear though.


Kinja'd!!! LOREM IPSUM > deprecated account
07/01/2016 at 00:14

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Not a bad policy at all imo. Just not how they did it where I was from when I was a kid, so a bit surprising to me.

Doubtful I would have liked it much when I was that age though. ;)


Kinja'd!!! sony1492 > deprecated account
07/01/2016 at 00:18

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Try to go in depth on the circumstances so they dont think your lieing.


Kinja'd!!! deprecated account > LOREM IPSUM
07/01/2016 at 00:19

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I've learned from experience that it's better to just tell them straight up.


Kinja'd!!! Die-Trying > deprecated account
07/01/2016 at 00:23

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Linky doesnt matter if its a fair ticket or not......... just do WHATEVER you can to not get the points..... insurance rates and all that add up....... also the next ticket they write is a lot easier.......


Kinja'd!!! deprecated account > Die-Trying
07/01/2016 at 00:25

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Snap. Forgot about that. Good thing I'm not paying the insurance.


Kinja'd!!! Die-Trying > deprecated account
07/01/2016 at 00:32

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the car insurance free ride doesnt last forever kid........ when its over you want to come out with reasonable rates........ it takes around 7 years for a ticket to “fall off” your record, even though itll still show up some places. five years for accidents, regardless of fault.... and your insurance rates dont START to drop till you hit 25........

...................... just something to think about


Kinja'd!!! deprecated account > Die-Trying
07/01/2016 at 00:35

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I'm on the insurance for about 6 more so that's good


Kinja'd!!! Die-Trying > deprecated account
07/01/2016 at 00:40

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things can change in a hurry.......... just see what you can do.


Kinja'd!!! DynamicWeight > deprecated account
07/01/2016 at 12:40

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You don’t have to speed up to “not get hit”. People will not hit your car for no reason. You may piss them off, but they are being unreasonable. Don’t worry about tickets. They happen. Go to court and argue about it, it helps.


Kinja'd!!! deprecated account > DynamicWeight
07/01/2016 at 12:42

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I was just pulling out of a parking lot and they barely slowed down at all. I guess it was kind of a knee-jerk reaction in the heat of the moment. It all happened so quickly.


Kinja'd!!! DynamicWeight > deprecated account
07/01/2016 at 13:02

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Yeah, I know the feeling of that pressure. But you can ignore it. They will hit their brakes. They won’t rear end you out of nowhere.


Kinja'd!!! deprecated account > DynamicWeight
07/01/2016 at 13:03

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A little too late now :(


Kinja'd!!! DynamicWeight > deprecated account
07/01/2016 at 13:06

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Well obviously for this ticket, but you have a lot of driving ahead of you. Don’t let other drivers push you around.


Kinja'd!!! deprecated account > DynamicWeight
07/01/2016 at 13:07

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Thank you.


Kinja'd!!! Funktheduck > deprecated account
07/01/2016 at 13:14

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Did you try the excuse: Jesus took the wheel?


Kinja'd!!! deprecated account > Funktheduck
07/01/2016 at 13:15

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Or in this case the gas pedal?


Kinja'd!!! JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder! > DynamicWeight
07/02/2016 at 18:31

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You’d be surprised...

Accidents like that happen quite a bit here. Someone playing with their radio. Texting. Eating. Who knows what. They look away for a second and BAM!